The album landed today. Five tracks worth the wait, according to Dazed. The rest: still open to argument.
May 22. fakemink's Terrified is out today, two years after the first promise and one week after the artist claimed it would silence critics who'd been circling his live performances. Dazed filed a ranked breakdown this morning: five tracks worth keeping, framed as the best of the fourteen on the record.
The piece doesn't recap the full tracklist. It picks the moments that hold up under repeat play. Track 3, "Siren," gets the longest read: a beat that borrows from early dubstep without tipping into pastiche, vocal layering that reads as intentional rather than over-processed. Track 9, "Glass," pulls the opposite direction: stripped back, one synth line, no vocal filter. The contrast is the editorial point. fakemink can do both registers, but rarely commits to either for more than one track at a time.
The live criticism referenced in the opener: fakemink had been pulling from the album at festival sets since March, and the consensus was thin. Tracks that sounded tight in a club read muddled on a mainstage PA. The album, recorded and mixed in a smaller room, doesn't scale the same way. Dazed doesn't defend the live setup. They file on the recorded version, which is the version that matters for anyone listening at home.
The other nine tracks on Terrified don't get ink in the piece. That's the stance: this is a five-song album with nine extras. Not harsh, just accurate. The packaging promised fourteen and delivered five worth filing on. The artist had said it would be ahead of its time. Dazed's read: it's exactly on time, which is fine.
The UK Ug artist spoke to Dazed in March. The album is called Terrified. It drops in 2026.
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